octopuses die after they have sex for the first time by the way. and squidward just happens to still be alive and well.
I hate to disappoint the finest minds on tumblr but
Gallery of fake fans right here.
The presence of Squilliam Fancypants would suggest that “Squi-“ is simply a common prefix for octopus names, likely one with great cultural significance and meaning
his name is squilliam fancySON we are exposing TOO many fake fans tonight
squidward has only 6 tentacles. OCTOpuses have 8 (hence the prefix). the creator is a marine biologist, this isnt some rookie design mistake. literally anyone who has watched the show for 5 minutes would know this come on now yall….
you dont get to decide whether or not all the octopuses in the show’s lack of tentacles is or isnt a design choice when its already BEEN CONFIRMED BEFORE THAT HES AN OCTOPUS IN A MULTITUDE OF OFFICIAL MATERIALS. also, there are actual squids on the show:
Also where is everyone in the notes getting the idea that 8 tentacles=octopuses and 6 tentacles=squids. Squids don’t have 6 tentacles. Squids have 10 limbs, 2 of which are tentacles and 8 of which are legs that look like tentacles.
this started as an argument about squidward being an adult virgin
An evil scientist implants the brain of Michael (Paul Walker), a murdered high school
student, into a Tyrannosaurus. He escapes, wreaks vengeance on his high
school tormentors, and is reunited with his sweetheart Tammy (Denise Richards).
…..I’m sorry what?
scaly pride
You left out the best part of the whole movie! They can’t get his body back, so for some reason the solution is to have his brain live in a jar in Tammy’s room. The film closes with Tammy performing a striptease for her jar-brain boyfriend
And the unreleased original cut is ultra-gory! Unreleased UNTIL NOW, I mean… they have it on SHUDDER!
